Spill that tea!
Hey Divas and Divos… It’s been a whole week since we last checked in, did ya miss me? It’s time for the latest episode of As The Wedding Turns…
First, just let me say that Tony was one of NeNe’s best decisions yet! Although he delivered a low blow when he waylaid her garden venue plans, he is definitely the one to recreate her vision in the more suitable location for her tight timeframe. I’m sure the InterContinental doesn’t seem sexy now, but after he’s done working his magic, she’ll probably forget all about that garden. (At least I hope so…)
And did my girl do her thing giving the bridesmaids Louboutins or what? I know she wasn’t too happy with my comment about not liking peep toes, but as a shoe fashionista, I know what shoes flatter my feet. It was definitely not meant to be an act of ungratefulness. I just know what works for me and believe me, my shoe game is tight!
So, what was up with the mandatory Botox punishment? Not this girl! I’m not wrinkled enough for that yet! No ma’am! Their faces were frozen and painful for days, but not mine! No, no, no… Marlo don’t play that!
The big hat tea party was crazy wasn’t it? I know I didn’t have on a big hat, but the one I selected set me apart from the rest, don’t you think? I chose big bold color over big size because I’m a trendsetter, not a trend follower! And, I can admit when I’m not being on my best behavior. I shouldn’t have made that comment about Pat being a clown, that wasn’t very nice. But, in the photo I saw she was wearing an unflattering shade of red lipstick and had joined team Diana, (which means anti-Marlo!) so I just wasn’t about to smile and nod anymore. However, if you recall, I promised to take the high road and I did, with a toast and another truce. I also tried to make a quiet exit, but of course some people just weren’t going to allow that! At the end of the day, some things aren’t worth listening to and I wasn’t about to listen to the anti-Marlo rhetoric any more that day so exit I did, stage left!
Oh, but how I wish I could have been a fly on the wall when NeNe put the diva in her place! Yes, I know we are all a part of the problem because we should be ignoring our differences for her sake, but I truly feel like I didn’t start it. Diana decided she was NeNe’s self-appointed friend monitor and concluded that some of us were not worthy to breathe her air! I can be cool with anyone, believe me and I don’t need to be labeled as anyone’s super best friend. I’m confident in my skin and I am loyal to a fault. Friends come in all shapes, sizes and walks of life. To quote Ms. NeNe, “who died and made her president” of the bridesmaids and therefore better than the rest of us? It was just nice to see that NeNe realized that I wasn’t the root of the problem.
Well, I can tell ya’ll that somehow, someway we are going to get it together, but it’s gonna get hotter first! Muy caliente (much hotter) in Cancun!!!! I know ya’ll got my back right? Holla at ya girl and I will holla back.
See you next week. Smooches